Oct 14, 2005

blog birthday

I started this blog today. Blogging is the hip thing these days and I don't want to die without having shared my worthless musings with the rest of the world-or at least those who choose to read them. I'm quickly realizing that this is harder than one would imagine. Courier or Trebuchet? Small or large? Where's the supersize font? I saw an ad for penile enlargement in the Village Voice today. What the hell do they englarge the penis with? air? silicon? It just doesn't make any sense.

Been raining for a week straight now. I'm just waiting for what little actual earth exists in New York City to get so saturated with rain that it actually pukes it all up in a giant geyser of metropolitan sludge. That'd be a sight to see.

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